Stemming first from astro1014's adoration of colbertreportaddict, The Alliance was formed out of love and a shared respect for Stephen Colbert. Now it's five members strong, adopting temp_felix_cat09, truthinjection, and polar_shark. Together, these amazing friends will fight to bring truth and justice to the entire planet.

Astro just got ticket confirmation for Wednesday, November 15th to go see The Report in New York!! While she has been insanely excited about the news, she fears that Truth and Polar will not be able to accompany her, which puts an excessive damper on her joy. So let's hope for the best.

Still no word on the Temp and Rachel marriage. Experts say "It's time to move on."

On a lighter note, the engagement of Polar and Astro has turned heads across the hemisphere. Though a date has yet to be set, their primary obstacle is whether to have the ceremony in Canada or America.

Addict is still recovering from the traumas of football season. He's well on the road to recovery.

Mr. America is presently dealing with the stresses of fat camp.